"Making Dreams Fly High"
Series A Funding Presentation
by Pablo Escobar
CEO & Founder
Current distribution networks are inefficient and restrictive, limiting reach to potential customers
Complex legal frameworks create unnecessary barriers to entry in emerging markets
Traditional banking systems are inadequate for high-volume cash management needs
"There's a huge untapped market waiting to be revolutionized"
- Pablo Escobar, CEO
Annual Global Market Size
80%
Current Dominance
420%
Year over Year
∞
Potential Users
State-of-the-art aerial delivery system
Rapid deployment capabilities
Creative accounting solutions
Innovative cash management
Customer Service
Customer Satisfaction*
Complaints Filed**
* Results may vary
** For obvious reasons
* What documentation?
Monthly Revenue
↑ 500% MoM
Happy "Customers"
100% Satisfaction*
Countries Served
Global Reach
Q1: 00M
Q2: $200M
Q3: $300M
Q4: $400M
* No complaints department available
* All projections subject to "market conditions" and "regulatory environment"
$50M
00M
$200M
* All figures are approximate and subject to creative accounting practices
** Additional expenses may include unexpected "business meetings" with law enforcement
Chief Executive Officer
Previously: Self-Employed Entrepreneur
Chief Technology Officer
Previously: Chemistry Teacher
Chief Financial Officer
Previously: Creative Accountant
Various Police Chiefs
Public Relations
Local Politicians
Strategic Advisors
Airport Staff
Logistics Consultants
Unnamed Associates
Problem Solvers
* Some team members may be temporarily unavailable due to extended "vacation" periods
48hrs
Expected Return Period
100%
Our Special Guarantee**
Flexible
Multiple Options Available
* Non-negotiable terms
** Protection methods may vary
*** Rejection of investment offer not recommended
definitely.not.pablo@medellin.co
Phone
+57 NICE-TRY-DEA
Location
Somewhere in Medellín*
Signal Method
Two white planes over Medellín
Emergency Contact
Local Police Chief (They'll Know)
We'll find you before you find us!
* Address changes frequently for "business reasons"
** All communications strictly confidential... or else
*** No law enforcement inquiries, please